YAYAYAYAYAYAGHAHAYAHAYAAHGSJAFOIUSHFIPAENIUFAHDHUIAQY6YAAYAYAYAHHAYAHAHAOAUDFHBOIAS AWESOMNESS

YAYAYAYAYAYAGHAHAYAHAYAAHGSJAFOIUSHFIPAENIUFAHDHUIAQY6YAAYAYAYAHHAYAHAHAOAUDFHBOIAS AWESOMENESS. TODAY IS MEH BURTDAH. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ, TODAY IS MEH BURTDAH. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ. JUNE NIN, JUNE NIN! TODAY IS MEH BURTTTTTTTTTTDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUH NUH NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY BURTDAH TO ME, 09/06/2003. YAHAYHAYAHAYAYHAYAYAHOOOHOH

oooh nothing ID's!

OKAY, LISTEN UP. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, GREAT, AWESOMNESS, AWESOMESAUCE, AWESOMEOFOAIENFPINASFSFAW3SOM3N3SSN3SS IDEA!

NOTHING ID'S OHHHHHHHH O0O O0O O0O OHHHHH!!!!!! 

HAAAALILEUIGHA HAAAAALIEUIGHA!!!!!  

I know, I'm awesome. Okay, so, nothing ID's are like bank cards. Or driver lisences. You use it to pay, or to buy special platinum nothing members. there are different ID's. 

PLATINUM ID: OMG!! YOU. ARE. ONE. OF. THE. MOST. AW3SOM3ST. NOTHING. PERSONS. ALIVEEEEEE... OHOHO0HO0H0HOH0HOOH0O!!!!!!! OH0O0HO0HO0H! YOU GET GOOD STUFFFFFFFFF OHHHHHHHHHPH-H-PH-PH-HH-H-PH-H-PHH.

FIRST CLASS: WOW. You are a very loyal and amazing, and awesomness nothing person. Keep up the good work! You can get awesomesauce stuff! Wow. You are just so AWESOMEEEE!

MEMBER: Okay, you got a nothing! Congrats, you are on a first-name basis. The more you love your nothing, the higher ID you are! o0o You can do regular stuff, but, sorry to break it to you, you're just like anyone else, can't get anything too special. SORRY!

Something: Oh, you don't bother with nothings? WELL SHAME ON YOU THEN. You'll be begging for one before you know it. Humph!

Awutza?: OHHHH I ASKED AND YOU ACTED LIKE YOU DON'T CARE. YOU HATEEE NOTHINGS. YOU COPIED NOTHINGS. OHHHH WELL, YOU ARE AWUTZA, NEVER TO BE IN CONTACT AGAIN! OOOOOH, BURN!

Well, see? DON'T BE AN AWUTZA? ! Remember, to identify me and copiers: Everything goes into here. This is like, a nothing's home, base, HQ! Everything is put into HERE. 

You're never nothing!
           ~Nothing keeper
                          a.k.a. Illufayne Why
                                    a.k.a. Illusenesive dreamer
                                             a.k.a. Platinum WEEIIIRRDDOOOOO! :3

Nothing Adoption

Hi guys! Who knew? I forgot about adoption details. So, you just walk up to me and say, "I wanna buy a nothing!" and I'll be all like, "5 nadadollars please" and you're gunna be all like, frown, rustles in pocket, "here you go" place 5 nadadollars, and I'll be all like, "Thank you!" and take the money. HAHA I STOLE FORM YOU!! No. Then I'm gunna go all like, "here's your nothing!:" and place one in your hand. REMEMBER: IF YOU HARM OR KILL A NOTHING YOU CAN'T ADOPT ANOTHER!
 (this is for nothing saftey! Humans aren't the only creatures that matter!)

~You're never nothing
             nothing keeper