YAYAYAYAYAYAGHAHAYAHAYAAHGSJAFOIUSHFIPAENIUFAHDHUIAQY6YAAYAYAYAHHAYAHAHAOAUDFHBOIAS AWESOMNESS

YAYAYAYAYAYAGHAHAYAHAYAAHGSJAFOIUSHFIPAENIUFAHDHUIAQY6YAAYAYAYAHHAYAHAHAOAUDFHBOIAS AWESOMENESS. TODAY IS MEH BURTDAH. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ, TODAY IS MEH BURTDAH. UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ. JUNE NIN, JUNE NIN! TODAY IS MEH BURTTTTTTTTTTDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUH NUH NUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY BURTDAH TO ME, 09/06/2003. YAHAYHAYAHAYAYHAYAYAHOOOHOH

oooh nothing ID's!

OKAY, LISTEN UP. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, AWESOME, GREAT, AWESOMNESS, AWESOMESAUCE, AWESOMEOFOAIENFPINASFSFAW3SOM3N3SSN3SS IDEA!

NOTHING ID'S OHHHHHHHH O0O O0O O0O OHHHHH!!!!!! 

HAAAALILEUIGHA HAAAAALIEUIGHA!!!!!  

I know, I'm awesome. Okay, so, nothing ID's are like bank cards. Or driver lisences. You use it to pay, or to buy special platinum nothing members. there are different ID's. 

PLATINUM ID: OMG!! YOU. ARE. ONE. OF. THE. MOST. AW3SOM3ST. NOTHING. PERSONS. ALIVEEEEEE... OHOHO0HO0H0HOH0HOOH0O!!!!!!! OH0O0HO0HO0H! YOU GET GOOD STUFFFFFFFFF OHHHHHHHHHPH-H-PH-PH-HH-H-PH-H-PHH.

FIRST CLASS: WOW. You are a very loyal and amazing, and awesomness nothing person. Keep up the good work! You can get awesomesauce stuff! Wow. You are just so AWESOMEEEE!

MEMBER: Okay, you got a nothing! Congrats, you are on a first-name basis. The more you love your nothing, the higher ID you are! o0o You can do regular stuff, but, sorry to break it to you, you're just like anyone else, can't get anything too special. SORRY!

Something: Oh, you don't bother with nothings? WELL SHAME ON YOU THEN. You'll be begging for one before you know it. Humph!

Awutza?: OHHHH I ASKED AND YOU ACTED LIKE YOU DON'T CARE. YOU HATEEE NOTHINGS. YOU COPIED NOTHINGS. OHHHH WELL, YOU ARE AWUTZA, NEVER TO BE IN CONTACT AGAIN! OOOOOH, BURN!

Well, see? DON'T BE AN AWUTZA? ! Remember, to identify me and copiers: Everything goes into here. This is like, a nothing's home, base, HQ! Everything is put into HERE. 

You're never nothing!
           ~Nothing keeper
                          a.k.a. Illufayne Why
                                    a.k.a. Illusenesive dreamer
                                             a.k.a. Platinum WEEIIIRRDDOOOOO! :3

Nothing Adoption

Hi guys! Who knew? I forgot about adoption details. So, you just walk up to me and say, "I wanna buy a nothing!" and I'll be all like, "5 nadadollars please" and you're gunna be all like, frown, rustles in pocket, "here you go" place 5 nadadollars, and I'll be all like, "Thank you!" and take the money. HAHA I STOLE FORM YOU!! No. Then I'm gunna go all like, "here's your nothing!:" and place one in your hand. REMEMBER: IF YOU HARM OR KILL A NOTHING YOU CAN'T ADOPT ANOTHER!
 (this is for nothing saftey! Humans aren't the only creatures that matter!)

~You're never nothing
             nothing keeper

Blank nothings

Blank nothings.






Look like that. Sort of. .-. 'Cus it's blank. ... Yah, anyways... .-.


awkward...

Blank nothings are made by fusing blank pages, an invisible nothing, and wood chips (three is the best of getting a stronger blank nothing).





BLANK

I am such a weirdo :3

BE PROUD IF YOU ARE WEIRD. WEIRDNESS RULES! I LIVE IN THE WORLD OF WEIRDLERNESS (BASED ON WILDERNESS :3) EMBRACE THE WEIRD! LONG LIVE THE WEIRD! I'M WEIRD 'CUS I WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD PLAYING TIME ON THIS! BUT THIS IS NOT A WASTE. IF ANYONE DARE SAY IT IS, YOU GET THE STINK EYE. 3:<
OR, THE INTERNET STINK EYE. .-. :3 JUST KIDDING, YOU'LL JUST BE ASHAMED OF HOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE THE GOODNESS IN WEIRD. 


shame on you.

wut.

wutt

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                               WEIRD!

Star/sparkle nothings

Hullo fellow nothing lovers! So, here it is, THE AWESOMENESS NOTHINGS. Actually, they are star/sparkle nothings. If the star nothing is owned by a mod, THEN it's a starkle nothing. Otherwise it's just a star nothing. WHICH IS AWESOMEEE. Anywho, you get a blank nothing and fuse it with your first nothing. If your first nothing is revived it CANNOT be fused with a blank nothing. You then take your nothing with you and outside when there are a whole clutter of stars in the sky, you make a true, life-changing wish on a star. If the wish is not true, then your nothing does not become a star nothing. Now, star nothings can also be many other types, so no worries! Also, you have to be with someone you care about (or something that you believe is real). Have fun!

You're never nothing
          ~Nothing Keeper

B.T.W. You have to at least be with your nothing for a year. :3

NODROIDSSSS

INTRODUCING.... NODROIDS!!! Nodroids are phones that have your nothing chip code (one code per customer.) inserted in it. Nodroids [no-DROYDZ]. You can make your nothing teleport where and when, disable and enable weapons, translate nothing language (zshen) [SHE-n], order stuff in my shop, and... MAKE YOUR NOTHING INDUSTRUCTIBLE, but it's only for one hour. Then it is disabled. With nodroids, you can add and talk to your fellow nothing friends! You just insert their nolich nomber into your friends list and they are added! We also send an invitation to them saying that you added them and if they want to add you. Have fun with your new nodroid!

You're never nothing!
           ~Nothing Keeper
(B.T.W. Message me your nothing's name and type and I will give you your nolich nomber and nothing chip code.)

Furniture!

Furniture! Okay, so first, you got to buy a bedroom for your nothing. Bedrooms are the size of a shoe box to a laptop.
Bed: size of a lamp.
Couch: size of a lamp
Lamp: size of a fingernail.
Desk: size of a mug
So... Yah, if you have more ideas please comment below!

You're never nothing
           ~Nothing Keeper

Magnets!

Okay people! THE NEW ZEROCHINE... MAGNETS!!! Magnets attract any nothing item. There is different types. Nothing magnet is very rare and only availible in my shop. Nothing magnets attract nothings and they go to the magnet and stick on! Item nothings are only with me. They attract any item. Any weapon. Any nothing object.

You're never nothing!
           ~Nothing Keeper

Nadadollars!

Okay, this time, the post won't be so long. Hopefully. So basically, nadadollars are the currency of nothings. They contain 7 types of fabrics. If you rip up a few nadadollars (like, five nadadollars) and put them in a zerochine maker, you get 3 random shards! Nadadollars can be made by putting 3 random shards in a zerochine maker or by making a MAGICAL NOTHING. Magical nothings are very rare. There are only two in the whole entire UNIVERSE. They are kept by me, the secret nothing keeper, and my friend. NOT SAYING WHO!!! :3 Let's just say the first person who took very good interest into nothings after me. :3 Magical Nothings can spawn one nadadollar every 24 hours. Anywho, yup, smaller post! Goodbye!

You're never nothing
           ~Nothing Keeper

Zerochines!

Zerochines are these machines for nothings. A fuser is to fuse nothings together to make multi-typed nothings. A zerochine maker is actually very useful, but expensive. Zerochine makers can make zerochines, such as a G.P.S. (tracks nothings. My nothings have tracking chips on them. If your nothing doesn't have one or you took it off just tell me and I will deliver one to you by speed delivery.), fusers and more! Zerochine makers can also make invisibility goggles (to find invisible nothings while they are invisible) and accesories, shards, nadadollars, and more nothings. Shards are used in zerochine makers. Shards are made by nadadollars. More into that later. Shards can make many zerochines and accesories and more! There are many different shards. There are the nothing type shards. They are the same type as a nothing. Even if they are the same type, shards can be different colours. Nothing type shards make different types of nothings. The shard type and colour makes what the nothing is and what it looks like. You can also breed nothings. More into that once I get ideas. :3 There are also machine shards. Invisibility Goggles shards (to make invisibility goggles) and fuser erasers. Fuser erasers are made by fusing three nothings with a fuser and fuser shards may pop out. Using the shards, seven can make 2 fuser erasers. You need five fuser erasers to make a fuser with a zerochine maker. I will make more zerochines in my mind once I get them. Happy Nothing Anniversary! (Although I made nothings LONG ago!)

You're never nothing!
           ~Nothing Keeper

Herro!!! Happay Anniversaray!

Today is the NOTHING ANNIVERSARY! Now, you're wondering, WHAT ARE NOTHINGS??? And why am I wasting perfectly good time to do this weird thing?? Well, I just want to tell everybody about NOTHINGS. Nothings are your "imagination", but they ARE real. (In my world anyways.) They are small and furry, but can grow to the maximum size of a large book. There are many different types of nothings. Some nothings can be fused together to make BETTER and multi-typed nothings! There are dragon, ninja, master of disguise, invisible, party, anniversary, elemental (water, earth, snow, air, cloud, metal, poison, electricity, etc.), lazy, and athlete nothings. Elemental nothings are only gained if they have fairy wings. Don't worry boys! We have many different kind of fairy wings. Nothings live in a "world" or as I call it: UNIVERSE [youn-eye-VARE-se]. It's actually like a village. Small world. Nothings are quite sensitive, so please be kind to them! If you injure any nothings, YOU CANNOT ADOPT ANY MORE NOTHINGS.
Have fun with your nothings! You first adopt baby nothings, so they are about the size of a baby's hand. You can buy accesories for them. More about that later.

 You're never nothing! 
            ~Nothing Keeper